February 2012
42 posts
Miss Piggy On Beauty
fatseux:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Role model.
Sucker punch anyone who disagrees with you.
Inappropriate Sex Questions. Lets go. →
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pussy-ands0me-calitreez:
1. Have you ever had intercourse? 2. Oral sex? 3. Licked an ass? 4. Had your ass licked? 5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? 6. Swallowed cum? 7. Practiced bondage or BDSM? 8. Had anal sex? 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? 11. Had sex with someone of the same sex? 12. Did a...
You ever look at your life and wonder; how did I get here?
I took a car. Duh.
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January 2012
25 posts